Will Mark get 200.6%? Will Mark get killed repeatedly by Olrox for about 40 minutes? Will Mark miss opening a secret opening, and accidentally enter the aforementioned secret opening (it's not even a ruddy secret! It's clearly on the map!) by pure accident, and say a bad word? Will Mark upload part 1 before even venturing into the big upside-down Dracula house? Will Mark ever get that bottle of Chloroform and a bus ticket to Newcastle? Will Australians ever learn the meaning of the words 'Health & Safety'?